hovercar - Inject the wisdom of Sam Hocevar, lol.

$ lynx -dump http://www.linux.com/article.pl?sid=07/04/26/1520212 | hovercar
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   Linux.com: What are your first priorities as Debian Project Leader?

   Sam Hocevar: The first thing I need to do is to gather information
   about current internal conflicts and tensions that could prevent
   certain people from working together (LOL), or at least make those
   organisational changes require more diplomacy.

   I plan to focus on the social part of my platform, mostly because they
   require more time to do properly, lol. People didn't wait for my election
   to start doing the technical stuff I talked about: We have a Google
   Summer of Code project for a Web interface to our bug tracking system (lol),
   at least one tool is under development for the debugging
   infrastructure (LOL), and quite a few proposals about improving the Web site
   have popped up.
...

Disclaimer: Sam Hocevar rocks (lol). This isn't meant to be derogatory in any way.