Fight Between Snuffy and DPF Planned
 Snuffy (left) and DPF (right) |
St. Louis, MO (CNNNN) It was announced today that a fight is to be held between Snuffy and DPF, two ops in IRC channel #www. While specific times and locations are not yet revealed, sources have revealed to CNNNN that they plan to fight in St. Louis during the #www World Domination Party being held in late August.
Snuffy has had a deep hatred towards DPF for some time now, which he says he plans to release in a ball of rage at the "punk kid" when DPF arrives in St. Louis. Anonymous sources tell us that DPF is in fact a punk kid who does not pay for domains, shareware, or web space. What this has to do with Snuffy and why it would cause so much hatred is still unknown, considering none of DPF's actions have to do with Snuffy.
Transcripts of the conversation between Snuffy and DPF today are below.
<jadekaos> well, i just dont want him putting all the pieces of your remains in MY dumpster<Snuffy> DPF: The betting window is already open and you are the favorite so please show.
<DPF98> snuffy: me? really? cool
<DPF98> jade: you know, a man like snuffy beating a minor wouldn't look too good on a criminal report, so I better win :)
<jadekaos> if he strips you naked and leaves you on the highway, i'm going to videotape it
<Snuffy> Yep the heavy betters or betting on punks instead of expierence right now.
<Snuffy> dpf: you will strike first and I will be forced to defend myself.
<DPF98> I *NEVER* take the first strike....
<Snuffy> dpf: everyone will say you did anyway.
<Snuffy> Missy meet DPF98 the guy i plan on beating the shit out of in st louis after he throws the first punch.
<DPF98> hiya
<MissyT> hey dpf
<Snuffy> Missy now wash your hand as you never know what this punk has been handeling.
<DPF98> missy: oh, sorry, I forgot to put my crack pipe away
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<DPF98> gleat: speaking of which, will you pay for mp3tree.com for me? cause it's about to be put on hold, and you know how I hate to pay for things...
<DPF98> :)
<gleat> ask snuffy
<DPF98> good idea. is he still around?
<jadekaos> i think the last i heard he was planning your demise.
* jadekaos shows ya the blueprints
<jadekaos> see?
<jadekaos> <G>
<DPF98> jade: good, now I know where too put the RealDoll to distract him :)
<Snuffy> Hmm amkes note to take mp3tree.com
<DPF98> snuffy: you mean you're not going to pay for it?
<Snuffy> dpf: yeah I am going to pay for it and own it
<Snuffy> then put up shit about you on it
<DPF98> wait, look who I'm talking to
<Snuffy> DPF: consider it done if you dont pay for it
<Snuffy> 70.00 to fuck with you is well worth it
<DPF98> aww fuck, how long do I have once a domain goes on hold?
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<gleat> DPF why do you want to show up so much ..when you know snuffy is going to kill you?
<Snuffy> gleat: not kill just harm alot.
<DPF98> cause I carry a hidden camera :)
<jadekaos> gleat .. i'm worried .... he's gonna dismember dpf and leave him in the dumpster behind my house ...
<DPF98> *yawn*
<gleat> jade buy a mincer and feed him to your dog
<jadekaos> like... the neighborhood cats will be fighting over pieces of him ...
<Snuffy> Just as long as I dont put a damper on the gathering when I go ballasitic on the punk.
<Adam_> dpf is biggie smallz
<Adam_> in disguize
<jadekaos> i'm videotapin it and digitizin the video
 FBI searches cars for Snuffy and DPF |
Here you can see Snuffy's rage against DPF, who admits to being a punk. Yet, DPF has a casual attitude towards the whole event, which suggests that he has something up his sleeve. Only time can tell. The #www World Domination Party will be held in late August in St. Louis, MO. Spectators have already been inquiring about tickets, which have not gone on sale. CNNNN will be the first to report to you the availability of these tickets. Meanwhile, the FBI are looking for Snuffy and DPF, who have not been seen for a week. FBI spokespersons say that they plan two detain the two to prevent the fight from occuring.