All across the country, laws are being enacted that define marriage as only being between a male and a female. The Coalition for the Protection of Bigotry would like to thank you, the voting tax payer, for helping us restrict the rights of our country's homos. Without these new laws, those people would be free to collect healthcare benefits and tax advantages, just like the rest of us. Obviously, that is unacceptable.

But we haven't gone far enough. Even today, millions of different people walk our streets as "married" couples. We cannot stand for this. It is our duty as God-fearing bigots to make sure that no homo, nigger, jew or towelhead in this country has the right to use the sacred name of marriage to describe their blasphemous ways.

If your state has not already adopted new laws to this effect, PLEASE start a campaign to ammend your state constitution with this wording: Only a marriage between a blonde-hair, blue-eyed white christian male person and a blonde-hair, blue-eyed white christian female person shall be recognized and given effect in this state.