Article posted on Jan 30
Pacific Bell is dead.
Nevada Bell is gone.
Southwestern Bell is kaput.
Ameritech is no more.
and now... AT&T is but a memory.
(Doesn't this sound familiar?)
All heil Ma Bell, err, I mean SBC!
Article posted on Jan 29
<j0no> Are they trying to replace the American one dollar bill with that coin, or what? Because they seem to be doing a really bad job of it, if that's the case.
<fo0bar> I think they gave up long ago, considering the golden dollar was introduced in the late 90s
<j0no> ok
<fo0bar> and I've personally seen about 3 total
<j0no> because like, that site seems to be saying "It's money, you fuckholes!"
Article posted on Jan 28
Somehow, the prospect of seeing Paul McCartney's nipple this year isn't as appealing.
Article posted on Jan 24
There is something inherently satisfying with attaching 6 mice and 2 keyboards to a computer.
Article posted on Jan 23
I used TheDRAW (an ANSI editor) today.

I used it because today I switched my laptop's root partition over to dm-crypt encryption, and wanted to have a pretty/useful introduction before the password is asked for in the initrd. ANSI colors to the rescue!

The odd thing is, 20 minutes after I downloaded and started playing with TheDRAW, there was a slashdot article that mentioned ANSI art.
Article posted on Jan 23
I just cannot stop watching this goat animation.
Also, dotdotdot.
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Article posted on Jan 19
Nation split on Bush as uniter or divider
Priceless. (thanks darkditto)
Article posted on Jan 15
Back to the usual:
Today I got up and I had a piece of toast....
OMG! Today I totally got an A on the big test!
I'm so fat. I shouldn't have had that piece of toast. From now, on, it's celery only!
I LOVE TINKERBELL!!!!!!!11one1
Article posted on Jan 10
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates (Yes, I know it's an urban legend)
"NOTE! currently system is at most (8*65536-4096) bytes long. [...] This 508 kB kernel size should be enough." -- Linus Torvalds, Linux 0.02
"No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame." -- CmdrTaco, on rumors of the "iPod"
Article posted on Jan 10
My head really hurts. It feels like I have a massive hangover, but I haven't been drinking.