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Article posted on Nov 28

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• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 28, 2004, 5:23 pm

Today was really carburetor.

I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick.

I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! sio said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

I'm so sad. Kitten got run over this afternoon. Robot found him when it was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor Kitten.

Last night I had to go and pay ditto's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am making this journal Friends Only because of the perverts and stalkers who only want to see my photos.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock in a toaster.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Article posted on Nov 23

fuck

• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 23, 2004, 12:25 pm

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

fuck.

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Article posted on Nov 23

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• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 23, 2004, 1:01 am

Sweet, craiglist now has a Reno site. Let the trolling begin!

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Article posted on Nov 21

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• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 21, 2004, 3:21 am

I wrote this for a custom 404 page for Redundant's various web sites. Sure, there are other poe-versed 404 poems out there, but most involved porn, which isn't exactly appropriate for corporate services. So I got creative and wrote my own. The flow of lines 2 and 5 didn't work out that well (though it's syntactically correct to the verses in The Raven), but I really love the sound of 3 and 4.

Anyways, I thought I'd post it here for posterity, since google doesn't list it and the last of those servers will be turned off Monday.

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Article posted on Nov 19

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• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 19, 2004, 1:07 am

Sometime within the last 24 hours, l33t escaped. I noticed at about 8PM when I went to give him food. Must have finally figured out how to scale the water bottle.

I've spent the last 5 hours searching for him. This apartment is rather large when you get down to it, but there are only so many corners and I (thought I had) searched them all. As a last resort, I closed the bedroom doors, essentially turning the apartment into 3 zones. I then left a plate of food and a treat (yogurt drops) in the middle of each zone.

Sure enough, when I went back to my bedroom to go to sleep, the treat and half the food was missing. I searched the bedroom repeatedly without success. Then I heard faint scratching. Turns out the bottom of the dresser in the closet is hollow, and there was a rodent-sized hole in the back to reach this alcove. My first thought was to move the dresser and get him back to his cage, but he could probably just escape again. Plus, he's not being much of a threat (I'll just have to wash that part of the carpet). So I barricated the door to the closet and left some more food and water. Tomorrow I'll stop putting off buying a dremel, and will make a ventilated cover for the cage.

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Article posted on Nov 15

0d 3h 16m 10s until Half-Life 2

• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 15, 2004, 8:44 pm

The intarweb is about to implode from the anticipation of thousands of geeks.

It's like new years eve, but with a much smaller possibility of sex.

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Article posted on Nov 14

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• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 14, 2004, 11:48 pm

okay.

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Article posted on Nov 14

Yes, I am a Half-Life fanboy...

• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 14, 2004, 1:13 am

$ perl -MDate::Calc=Delta_DHMS,Today_and_Now -e 'printf("%3dd %2dh %2dm %2ds until Half-Life 2\n", Delta_DHMS(Today_and_Now(), 2004, 11, 16, 0, 0, 0))'
1d 22h 45m 39s until Half-Life 2

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Article posted on Nov 10

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• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 10, 2004, 11:12 am

An anonymous source tells me that IGT, a large local gaming manufacturer, is blocking hardcore pornographic sites such as finnie.org, maximumoccupancy.org, and 66.220.1.247.

Oddly enough, webpinto.com, which lives on the same IP, works fine.

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Article posted on Nov 8

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• Posted by Ryan Finnie on November 8, 2004, 8:44 am

If you buy one thing on ebay this year, buy this.

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