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- Posted by Ryan Finnie on April 1, 2003, 1:35 am
Everyone's having sex these days, except for me.
Fuck.
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Article posted on Apr 1
Everyone's having sex these days, except for me.
Fuck.
sex
Everyone is having sex these days?
Did I miss the memo?
Heh.
Me either!
I haven't had sex in over a year.
I attribute that to living in a city with only gay men, though.
Well... you're not having sex, I'm not having sex... how bout we not have sex together?
Wait, that didn't come out right.
me too
I know what this is like. While you're waiting to hook up, you can try my favorite pastimes:
- listening to my upstairs neighbor have sex through the ceiling at odd times at night
- imagine all the sex you'll be having once you have a steady gf/so (these last two months have allowed me to more than make up for years of celibacy)
- imagine chucking it all and going to a bar and picking someone up to have sex with them
- imagine paying for sex, possibly in vegas. But wait, you live in nevada, you have that convenience already available at your front door!
- eat carbs (7-layer burritos, sour cream and cheddar potato chips (which have an added bonus of smelling like crotch)) when you get home in the evening until you pass out. alternate with alcohol. When you wake up again, repeat.
- travel to a poor country and watch the women throw themselves at you because you're american. have sex with them!
- lower your standards. a lot. have sex with those people.
- hate people who are having sex a lot (it's ok to hate me. I'm not real, I'm on the internet :p)